Me: You rebel scum! Yes you, good news. The Star Wars Battlefront beta is coming to Xbox One, PS4 and PC on October 8th.

You: Never tell me the odds….of getting into the beta.

Me: It’s an open beta, no need to sign up or register with EA to gain entry. You don’t even have to pretend you like the prequels

You: You will go to the Dagobah system!

Me: No I will not, since Dagobah isn’t even a location in Battlefront. Instead we’ll be able to check out Walker Assault on Hoth, Drop Zone on Sullust and Survival on Tatooine.

You: Look at the size of that thing!

Me: Thanks….oh you mean the beta? Yeah its a 7 GB download, but that’s not too bad by today’s standards.

You: The force will be with you, always.

Me: The force might be, but my progression sure as hell won’t. Player progression during the beta will not carry over to the full game.

You: Can we stop this now?

Me: Yeah we’ve covered all the important stuff anyway.