Me: You rebel scum! Yes you, good news. The Star Wars Battlefront beta is coming to Xbox One, PS4 and PC on October 8th.
You: Never tell me the odds….of getting into the beta.
Me: It’s an open beta, no need to sign up or register with EA to gain entry. You don’t even have to pretend you like the prequels
You: You will go to the Dagobah system!
Me: No I will not, since Dagobah isn’t even a location in Battlefront. Instead we’ll be able to check out Walker Assault on Hoth, Drop Zone on Sullust and Survival on Tatooine.
You: Look at the size of that thing!
Me: Thanks….oh you mean the beta? Yeah its a 7 GB download, but that’s not too bad by today’s standards.
You: The force will be with you, always.
Me: The force might be, but my progression sure as hell won’t. Player progression during the beta will not carry over to the full game.
You: Can we stop this now?
Me: Yeah we’ve covered all the important stuff anyway.