South Park: The Stick of Truth Achievements Focus On Flatulence

The achievement list for South Park: The Stick of Truth are now available for perusing.

Posted on XboxAchievements, there are 50 in total; 38 visible and 12 secret. As expected, Obsidian Entertainment have made them as vulgar as expected.

While none of the 38 non-secret have any spoilers, anyone wanting to go in “clean” may want to avoid looking below:

  • New Kid On The Block 15 –¬†Join the KKK.
  • First Day in South Park 15 – Spend one day in South Park.
  • Gingivitis 15 – Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
  • Day Walker 15 – Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
  • Made This for You – 15 Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
  • Are We Cool? 15 – Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
  • Parkeologist 15 – Open all garages in South Park.
  • For the Hoarder 15 – Sell nothing the entire game.
  • Truth to Power 15 – Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
  • Irritable Bowels 15 – Shit your pants during a boss battle.
  • Dog Whistle 15 – Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
  • Dragon Wrath 15 – Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
  • Just Saying Hi 15 – Fart on each available buddy in the game.
  • Re-Buttal 15 – Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
  • Heisenberg 15 – Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
  • Shutout 15 – Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
  • Stay Down 15 – Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they’re knocked out.
  • Avenger 15 – Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
  • No Child Left Behind 15 – Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
  • Poco Chinpoko 15 – Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
  • Chinpoko loco 30 – Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
  • Chinpokolypse 75 – Collect all the Chinpokomon.
  • Daddy Issues 15 – Befriend your Dad.
  • More Popular Than Jesus 30 – Befriend Half of South Park.
  • Junk Peddler 15 – Sell 300 junk items.
  • Ass of Fire 15 – Kill 20 enemies with Cartman’s ass.
  • Canadian Handshake 15 – Fart on people 100 times
  • Animal Cruelty 15 – Fart on animals 25 times.
  • Pulling Mud 15 – Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
  • Shopaholic 15 – Complete half of the available costume sets.
  • Clothes Whore 75 – Complete all available Costume Sets.
  • Friends in Strange Places 15 – Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
  • Weapon Proficiency 15 – Score 100 perfect attacks.
  • Skilled Defender 15 – Block 100 attacks.
  • You bastards! 15 – Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
  • Mastery 15 – Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid’s abilities.
  • Make it Rain! 15 – Spend $500.
  • Full Arsenal 15 – Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

South Park: The Stick of Truth will be out March 4 on PS3, Xbox 360 and PC.